sauna slut | noun | \ˈsȯ-nə slət \

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sauna slut | noun | \ˈsȯ-nə slət \

An individual so devoted to the principles of heat shock proteins and cardiovascular conditioning that they consider a day without sweating in temperatures exceeding 180°F to be a day wasted, often abandoning social obligations with the excuse "I have a sauna session scheduled." Etymology: Early 21st century; from the combination of traditional Scandinavian bathing culture and an unapologetic embrace of optimization culture.