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Etymology: Early 21st century; from the combination of traditional Scandinavian bathing culture and an unapologetic embrace of optimization culture.

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NO SEED OILS —
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NO SEED OILS — "Return to Nearest Functional Medicine Doc."
$55.00

In case of emergency, contact someone who understands why you're doing this. 100% organic cotton, pre-washed, unisex. Clean tee for the clean eater.

FABRICATION
100% organic cotton
Medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²)
Vegan certified and amfori BSCI approved for ethical production + responsible sourcing
Pesticide-free comfort

SAUNA SLUT —
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SAUNA SLUT — "If Lost, Return to Nearest Sauna"
$55.00

The OG Sauna Slut “Return to Nearest Sauna” tee is made for sauna lovers, cold plungers, and wellness obsessives who live for the heat. For the person whose friends already know where to look. 100% organic cotton, pre-washed for softness, unisex sizing. Wears well in the heat. Designed to.

FABRICATION
100% organic cotton
Medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²)
Vegan certified and amfori BSCI approved for ethical production + responsible sourcing
Pesticide-free comfort

TRUST THE PROTOCOL —
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TRUST THE PROTOCOL — "Return to Nearest Ketamine Clinic"
$55.00

The protocol is working. Trust it. 100% organic cotton, pre-washed, unisex. Wear it to the sauna. Wear it after. Wear it to the integration walk.

FABRICATION
100% organic cotton
Medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²)
Vegan certified and amfori BSCI approved for ethical production + responsible sourcing
Pesticide-free comfort

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About the Collection

An individual so devoted to the principles of heat shock proteins and cardiovascular conditioning that they consider a day without sweating in temperatures exceeding 180°F to be a day wasted, often abandoning social obligations with the excuse "I have a sauna session scheduled." Etymology: Early 21st century; from the combination of traditional Scandinavian bathing culture and an unapologetic embrace of optimization culture.

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