sauna slut | noun | \ˈsȯ-nə slət \

100% organic cotton tees — pesticide & herbicide free

SAUNA SLUT “If Lost, Return to Nearest Sauna” 100% Organic Cotton T-Shirt – Wellness Lifestyle Tee
SAUNA SLUT “If Lost, Return to Nearest Sauna” 100% Organic Cotton T-Shirt – Wellness Lifestyle Tee
$55.00
NO SEED OILS
NO SEED OILS "Return to Nearest Functional Medicine Doc.” 100% Organic Cotton T-Shirt – Wellness Lifestyle Tee
$55.00
TALLOW TRAMP
TALLOW TRAMP "If Lost, Return To Nearest Pasture" – 100 % Organic Cotton T-Shirt - Biohacker Merch
$55.00
PEPTIDE PIMP
PEPTIDE PIMP "Return to Nearest Compound Pharmacy” 100% Organic Cotton T-Shirt – Bio Hacker Merch
$55.00
TRUST THE PROTOCOL “Return to Nearest Ketamine Clinic” 100% Organic Cotton T-Shirt – Unisex Lifestyle Tee
TRUST THE PROTOCOL “Return to Nearest Ketamine Clinic” 100% Organic Cotton T-Shirt – Unisex Lifestyle Tee
$55.00
PEPTIDE PRINCESS
PEPTIDE PRINCESS "Return to Nearest Compound Pharmacy” 100% Organic Cotton T-Shirt – Biohacker Merch
$55.00 
FABRICATION

100% organic cotton
Medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²)
Vegan certified and amfori BSCI approved for ethical production + responsible sourcing
Pesticide-free comfort