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Etymology: Early 21st century; from the combination of traditional Scandinavian bathing culture and an unapologetic embrace of optimization culture.

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NO SEED OILS "Return to Nearest Functional Medicine Doc.” 100% Organic Cotton T-Shirt – Wellness Lifestyle Tee
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SAUNA SLUT “If Lost, Return to Nearest Sauna” 100% Organic Cotton T-Shirt – Wellness Lifestyle Tee
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SAUNA SLUT “If Lost, Return to Nearest Sauna” 100% Organic Cotton T-Shirt – Wellness Lifestyle Tee
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TRUST THE PROTOCOL “Return to Nearest Ketamine Clinic” 100% Organic Cotton T-Shirt – Unisex Lifestyle Tee
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TRUST THE PROTOCOL “Return to Nearest Ketamine Clinic” 100% Organic Cotton T-Shirt – Unisex Lifestyle Tee
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An individual so devoted to the principles of heat shock proteins and cardiovascular conditioning that they consider a day without sweating in temperatures exceeding 180°F to be a day wasted, often abandoning social obligations with the excuse "I have a sauna session scheduled." Etymology: Early 21st century; from the combination of traditional Scandinavian bathing culture and an unapologetic embrace of optimization culture.

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